Practical Travel Safety Issues - TSA actually did good this time

So I am flying out of MSN, I opt-out, the officer pats me down and insists there is something in my pant pockets. Now, this is my SeV cargo pants, only wear it to flights, and I was through YVR and LGA in it since I last washed it, there's absolutely no way there is something in the pockets. I tell this to the officer and go through extremely through twice my pockets in that area. Third time, I found a $50 condo key I lost in March on another trip :D

So, you almost got strip searched for absolutely no reason and consider that right?

Right? No. Heck, I've been strip searched in Israel (twice. the same day.) but that's hardly something I considered right. Not gonna change now or anytime soon so why not try to something to make it a little bit more bearable?