Checkpoints and Borders Policy Debate - Man With World's largest male genitals frisked By TSA At California Airport

Haven't seen it posted yet, sorry if I missed it. :eek:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html

Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth, Falcon said, laughing.I just have to chuckle at this part.....

I just have to chuckle at this part.....

Considering that all they see during "training" is substandard "bits" like Rolando Negrin, is it surprising?

I like the part where it's interpreted as a biological threat.' LMAO ^

I guess the 'young TSO' felt his manhood was threatened.

I challenge you to a duel, young man!!!

Wonder what the TSA would do if the pax pulled out his waistband and said have a look. :D

Huh?

He had the world's male genitals?

<Checks underwear> I still have mine. He must be lying.

Can't we say "penis" here? That's what it's called!

Amusing as the story was, it really wasn't much. He was given a secondary pat-down because they thought they say something on the nude-o-scope. That's why most of us here simply decline the nude-o-scope.

It's a waste of time--they can do a patdown anyway--and who needs the cancer risk?

(I wonder if that guy drives a Mini Cooper or a Miata?)

he should be driving a "hummer" :D

(I wonder if that guy drives a Mini Cooper or a Miata?)

My money is on a smartcar (http://www.smartusa.com/)!

This thread is funny as hell. It reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5WNfomqR6I

Spotted this on the news today, was about to post it in "Travel News" :)

Yeah, it was pretty inconvenient for me and, with all those reporters on my front lawn, it scared away my harem. I even had to change my name to "Jonah."

Mike

http://main.aol.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1680126.html#slide=1228166

Is that ridiculous? How did he got a those things? He went through the body scanner and TSA found out who have a largest penis. Is he crazy or what?

My money is on a smartcar (http://www.smartusa.com/)!

Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile?

If not... probably a first-generation Audi TT? (hint hint :D )

I like the part where it's interpreted as a biological threat.' LMAO ^


He probably shouldn't have referred to it as "a weapon of mass destruction" in front of the TSO....

...oh, wait, that's what I would have done. Sorry. ;)

O/H

The TSA employees involved should probably be offered therapy for Penis Envy.

Sounds like the TSA didn't follow their proper pat-down procedure. I think it's supposed to be the back of the hand.

The TSA employees involved should probably be offered therapy for Penis Envy.

not necessarily... I was patted down by male TSA employee
who clearly liked men. (as much as Sir Elton John did) Not
that I have anything against it, since it's not my business.

Unfortunately, he obviously showed no interest in me as I'm
a happily married to a woman. Oh... plus the fact that I do
not possess a giant WMD. Only an average-sized one.

Sounds like the TSA didn't follow their proper pat-down procedure. I think it's supposed to be the back of the hand.

I don't mean to be crass, but the back-of-the-hand part of the procedure only covers a small area and if said appendage was hanging outside that area-- not an extremely remote possibility given its size in this case-- it is possible that it ended up under the front of his hand outside the "back-of-the-hand zone". In other words, perhaps the patdown is one size fits all . . . and this guy didn't fit.

I don't mean to be crass, but the back-of-the-hand part of the procedure only covers a small area and if said appendage was hanging outside that area-- not an extremely remote possibility given its size in this case-- it is possible that it ended up under the front of his hand outside the "back-of-the-hand zone". In other words, perhaps the patdown is one size fits all . . . and this guy didn't fit.

What's is the TSA's official procedure for patting down a woman with
extremely large breasts? It can't be that much different than what
this guy went through just because he had a large male genital.

How did he got a those things?

Genetics. Impeccable genetics.

I can see the resolution patdown conversation now:
"Sir, I need you to remove your pants so we can see your boxers."
"You're not allowed to see me in the nude, correct?"
"We don't want to see you in the nude, we just need to have better ability to clear the inside of your thighs."
"Because, you know, my boxers aren't long enough..."

http://main.aol.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1680126.html#slide=1228166

Is that ridiculous? How did he got a those things? He went through the body scanner and TSA found out who have a largest penis. Is he crazy or what?

Genetics

The biggest pricks in the security world finally discover that they are outclassed!

They should have called George Takei to vouch for the accuracy of Mr. Falcon's claim.

They should have called George Takei to vouch for the accuracy of Mr. Falcon's claim.

Oh my!

I wonder if he can sing a capella. Possibly NSFW! (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&sqi=2&ved=0CFQQtwIwAg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHpY 3ggKAPIE&ei=gVAIUKOcKMa2rQG7ht3SBA&usg=AFQjCNHQ-1wHftVGQtQNCBF3nCCXN5InrA)

Isn't this guy really Brock Landers (a.k.a. Dirk Diggler) from the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B4gMtm3STs) Boogie Nights with Mark Wallberg?

Seriously, what is this supposed to do,when he pulls up to the TSA line? Wear a big sign on his shirt, reading "I have the world's largest penis?" The braniacs at TSA will think he is either a terrorist or psychotic. Then he will get the complete search. If he does nothing to point himself out, he still will show up on the nude-o-scope, and get frisked. Or if he opts out of nude-o-scope, he will still get felt up....He is in a no-win situation. Then again, the TSA tends to target the odd, the different, the stand-outs, even if they are not a danger - and this guy clearly isn't.

Then again, if you have the world's largest penis, it isn't exactly a liability, now is it? I am sure he doesn't have trouble finding a date on Saturday nights. It is a problem I wish I had......