Alaska Airlines Mileage Plan - July Haiku Contest




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missydarlin
Jul 2, 12, 2:48 pm
Friday. Vacation!
Going to Buenos Aires.
will be gone all month.

Malbec, slabs of cow
waiting to be consumed, YUM!
No, don't cry for me.

Play nice while I'm gone.
Best 3 haikus get a prize-
Gogo inflight cert.

Judging will commence
In August when I return
Hint! Make it funny!


dgreen12
Jul 2, 12, 3:04 pm
Missy is going.
Alaska will pine for her.
How can they survive?

missydarlin
Jul 17, 12, 9:38 pm
Seriously now
I expected more entries!
Off to drink more wine.


AKLifetimeFlyer
Jul 17, 12, 10:08 pm
Alaska Airlines
Just can't stop chip chip chipping.
Off to United!

Eastbay1K
Jul 17, 12, 10:28 pm
Elevator door
The beep sound has malfunctioned
You don't know not closed

United757
Jul 17, 12, 10:28 pm
Alaska Airlines
Just can't stop chip chip chipping.
Off to United!

Seriously LOLed at this. :p

beckoa
Jul 18, 12, 2:51 am
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ADK
Birthplace of the winds
We survived :D

beckoa
Jul 18, 12, 2:52 am
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Good website to help yield ideas :D
https://sites.google.com/site/graceguts/further-reading/what-is-a-haiku-and-what-isn-t

98103
Jul 18, 12, 7:30 am
I got no upgrades.
Oh Lord the Humanity
Dammit I am Gold

whimper whine and moan
I question my loyalty
Self-righteous contempt

Eastbay1K
Jul 18, 12, 9:12 am
I got no upgrades.
Oh Lord the Humanity
Dammit I am Gold

whimper whine and moan
I question my loyalty
Self-righteous contempt

Don't know your status
Complain not you lowly gold
Shut up sit row ten

der_saeufer
Jul 18, 12, 11:31 pm
Alaska Airlines
Just can't stop chip chip chipping.
Off to United!

Leave for United?
Q400 to Europe
Beats dealing with them

(well, other than the "running out of fuel and swimming" part!)

Alaska Airlines
Only airline in US
With drinkable beer :D

ANC RED-EYE
Jul 19, 12, 1:50 am
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ADK
Birthplace of the winds
We survived :D

Beckoa is wrong
He cannot count syllables
We should lend a hand. :D

trooper
Jul 19, 12, 3:29 am
OK....


Adak fifty north
Birthplace of the freezing winds
We just survived

(Hmmmm... this is harder than it looks)

Not good at Haiku
Should try something easier
Like quantum physics

beckoa
Jul 19, 12, 3:29 am
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ADK
Birthplace of the winds
We survived :D

Beckoa is wrong
He cannot count syllables
We should lend a hand. :D

Well according to my link- doesn't have to 'count' correctly unless my read was wrong...

98103
Jul 19, 12, 7:29 am
Please not the rat jet
A seven three seven nine hundred
I do loathe Mickey

98103
Jul 19, 12, 12:00 pm
Wake me up before
You Go-Go: Not George Michael.
Inflight internet.

98103
Jul 19, 12, 12:06 pm
wasting so much time
playing with syllables
haiku, haiku, hai...

missydarlin
Jul 19, 12, 8:42 pm
Provoleta? Si!
Grilled gooey cheesy goodness
Entraņa chaser

Eastbay1K
Jul 19, 12, 9:16 pm
Provoleta? Si!
Grilled gooey cheesy goodness
Entraņa chaser

Lipitor for you
Keeps the heart beating longer
Flan dessert so good

BOB W
Jul 19, 12, 11:02 pm
La Brigada cow, yummmm
No photo included, did not count
do over required

98103
Jul 26, 12, 2:47 pm
The Argentine Man
Brooding Passionate Sexy
Is it hot in here?

AKLifetimeFlyer
Jul 30, 12, 4:35 pm
Alaska Airlines
Just can't stop chip chip chipping.
Off to United!

So did I win? :)

missydarlin
Jul 30, 12, 5:11 pm
So did I win? :)

July isn't over yet ;)

dgreen12
Jul 30, 12, 5:22 pm
Oh! Buenos Aires.
Food, Tango, Malbec, Shopping.
I'm back. Cry for me.

missydarlin
Aug 1, 12, 11:13 am
Wake me up before
You Go-Go: Not George Michael.
Inflight internet.

Oh Winner Winner
Chicken Dinner - Made me laugh
PM Your Address :)

missydarlin
Aug 1, 12, 11:15 am
Alaska Airlines
Only airline in US
With drinkable beer :D

Second Place - Yay you!
Even though I don't Drink Beer
PM Your Address

missydarlin
Aug 1, 12, 11:18 am
Not good at Haiku
Should try something easier
Like quantum physics

Third Place is the Charm?
Running out of clever words
PM your address



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