EL AL Matmid - HUMOR:Now, that's thinkin' Israel’s new ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security device…




ELAL
Dec 5, 11, 5:42 am
TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”

BRILLIANT.


Geek007
Dec 5, 11, 7:15 am
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

PVDtoDEL
Dec 5, 11, 11:31 am
Actually a really good idea...


TWA884
Dec 5, 11, 12:57 pm
Hoax (http://www.boycottwatch.com/misc/TSA-Israel-Scanner-Hoax.htm).

thetravelabstract
Dec 5, 11, 1:02 pm
haha. I think you just discovered the next hit reality show!

ELAL
Dec 5, 11, 3:40 pm
Actually a really good idea...

Apparently human rights group are against, as it will mean public executions! ;)

awayIgo
Dec 6, 11, 3:30 pm
This has been going around. My reaction--works for me!

flymanbeast
Dec 25, 11, 10:06 am
awesome!!

jonnye
Dec 25, 11, 11:39 am
Quality!

Jambrina Sakellaropoulo
Jan 8, 13, 5:10 pm
Grandma's saying "a joke is a half-truth" might just apply here! It's such an ingenious idea & it makes total sense! All who enter the airport must first pass through the "Explository" building (baggage included), thereby making everyone feel at ease with everyone else (including the bearded ones)

Doc Savage
Jan 8, 13, 5:13 pm
Apparently human rights group are against, as it will mean public executions! ;)

Not executions.... Public suicides.




Hoax.

No, really, a hoax?



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