DiningBuzz! - O'Hare Out-Of-The-Way Airport Bar That's Never Crowded

Hot off the Onion presses!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/frequent-flyer-knows-outoftheway-airport-bar-thats,1378/

ATLANTA—Savvy, experienced business traveler Donald Meyers, 46, knows a great out-of-the-way bar at O'Hare Airport's "B" terminal that's never crowded, the frequent flyer said Monday during a layover in Atlanta....

Love it! :D

Hot off the Onion presses!

I guess you missed the byline on this one: December 18, 2002. Not quite hot off the press, but still a classic that's funny nearly 9 years later!

Well, for starters ORD doesn't have a "terminal B", there's a Concourse B in Terminal 1, however.

Well, for starters ORD doesn't have a "terminal B", there's a Concourse B in Terminal 1, however.

Which happens to actually have the best "out of the way" eatery/bar at ORD, Tuscany Cafe :p

"I'd shoot myself if I ever knew that much about airport hotels and bars," Appel added.

Clearly not an FT member!

Which happens to actually have the best "out of the way" eatery/bar at ORD, Tuscany Cafe :p

Which occupies the space formerly known as the Red Carpet Club. I still can't walk past without thinking of the substandard club that once occupied that space!