US Airways Dividend Miles (Pre-FlightFund Merger) - You know that you're flying on US too much...

When you consider the USAirways Club Trail Mix as one of your 4 basic food groups.

Who's next?

When you pull the inflight magazine out of the pocket and open it to the crossword, and it's already filled in. In your own handwriting.

Happened to me a year ago on one of many trips to MSP.

When you're waiting for to watch The Matrix Reloaded outside the theater on a little sofa and wonder why people are going inside before you when they haven't even announced that Chairman can enter yet.

When you visit the USAirways Flyertalk forum more than 5 times/day.

When you can look at a tail number and can remember how many times you've flown on that aircraft.

When the very attractive F/A does a double take and says "You fly to much"

When at least 5 of the supervisors in PIT know you by name, When you start to bring your own food, and when you have an f/a come up to you on c-concourse in PHL and say "I had you in f/c going to IAH last week"
That my friends is too much...

When the flight attendant on the GSO to CLT leg asks why you forgot to bring the limes this week.

When you enter the US Club and the agent says "your wife was through here this morning and wants you to call her" - before you've even reached the counter.

When you're on a first name basis with every gate agent and club agent at the airport.

When you asked the agent on the CP line for you miles life-to-date and her first comment is "this can't be right", followed by a pause, a few keystrokes, then "do you really fly a lot?"

When the balance of your e-upgrade bank exceeds that of your regular bank.

When you can't wait every month to see what next month's in flight movie is going to be...and then you ask the FA if they have an advance copie of attache so you can find out before your Monday morning flight...

When you download the US Airways safety video music as the default music that starts when you turn on your computer at work every morning.

When you respond to threads on FT like... DOH!!!

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by NYCommuter:
When you download the US Airways safety video music as the default music that starts when you turn on your computer at work every morning.</font>

You did this too? We are sick. LOL But do you have an A330 or 757 as your wallpaper? Is that going overboard???

Whne you find yourself whistling the theme song (new or old).

When you know where to have your index finger hover over the Kiosk touchscreen waiting for the "Confirm" button to appear so you can hit it and get your BP 50 microseconds sooner.

When your flight's gets rerouted, lose a day of travel, lose your luggage on the return, and you still say life's okay, service was excellent, and you love USAir...

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Skip Middleton:
When your flight's gets rerouted, lose a day of travel, lose your luggage on the return, and you still say life's okay, service was excellent, and you love USAir...</font>

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Now this one is the truth. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

When you don't bother to make a complaint because "well, I'm sure this was just a little mistake and next time will be better...I'll just post it on the FT boards".

When you have a bar full of minatures left over from first class flights...

When you track flights on the website just for the fun of it

It's been a while now, but...when you sit down on the last Friday night PIT-LGA flight, and the attendant comes over and asks what you and the girlfriend in NYC will be doing this weekend...

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by PHL:
When you visit the USAirways Flyertalk forum more than 5 times/day.</font>

Laugh out loud funny! Excellent answer.

When jogging along the Elizabeth River, when your co-jogger asks you what time it is. Looking up into the sky, you say "it's 7:55am." Your co-jogger looks at you in disbelief. "Can you tell that from the sun?" "No," you explain, pointing into the sky "that's the 7:45 to Philly, flight 786, it's never EVER late, and it's about 5 minutes up in the air." (happened to me just this morning, though I was off as the darned thing left 8 minutes early today.)

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hmm...flight 786 goes MCO to CLT in the evining http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Heinrich:
When jogging along the Elizabeth River, when your co-jogger asks you what time it is. Looking up into the sky, you say "it's 7:55am." Your co-jogger looks at you in disbelief. "Can you tell that from the sun?" "No," you explain, pointing into the sky "that's the 7:45 to Philly, flight 786, it's never EVER late, and it's about 5 minutes up in the air." (happened to me just this morning, though I was off as the darned thing left 8 minutes early today.)

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...When dining at a restaurant, you do a double-take when the waiter brings you a drink in a real glass -- with a lemon.

...When you bring your noise-cancellation headsets to the multiplex.

...When you stop going to the multiplex altogether, because you figure you'll just "catch it on US."

...When you can use the acronyms "A330," "IFE," and "AVOD" in the same sentence.

...When you whip out a Certificate of Excellence when one of your employees goes above and beyond.

When you go to the USAir website at least once a day to check routes you're interested in to see just in case they've dropped fares to acceptable cockroach levels. (guilty)

When you've subscribed to eSavers, International eSavers, Vacation Savers, Smarter Living USAir announcements, Travelocity Fare Watcher, DM E-Statements (before it was required), DM News and Offers, DM Partner Offers, and DM Golf emails. (guilty of all but one)

When you have to bring your own movies after the first week of each month because you have already seen the inflight movies twice so far.

When you have been to CLT over 100 times but have no idea what the lobby looks like since you have never left the security area.

When friends say they saw a plane fly over and thought of you!

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"A Mile here is an Upgrade there!"

usair.com <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by rd7242:
hmm...flight 786 goes MCO to CLT in the evining http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

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oops, that's part of this week's itinerary. I was nervous yesterday cuz I had the last flight out of the day & we had weather issues. It's 1430. I didn't have to even look it up, I promise. :-]

And, looks like I jinxed it. 45 minutes late today due to weather.

When you quit talking to your friend named Ben due to a still remaining chip on your shoulder. When you say the name Dave and only think of 1 guy...(I never felt that way about the Wolfenstein...he rarely took ownership like Dave)