View Full Version : Why can't I get drunk with Heineken Light beer?


laila
Mar 21, 07, 11:38 am
I know this is a silly question, but here it goes... :D :D :D

I usually get drunk with just 4 regular Heineken beers.

However, I tried Heineken "Light" beers last weekend.
After 7 of them, I didn't feel a thing... this was on a
rather empty stomach as well... :confused:

Is there less alcohol in the light version?

Thanks!

(hey, I did say this was a silly question... :D )

m60521
Mar 21, 07, 11:50 am
I know this is a silly question, but here it goes... :D :D :D

Is there less alcohol in the light version?

Yep! All light beers have less alcohol, more than half percent less. Lights are near 4.2% and regulars are 5-5.9%.

In my opinion you can get the same taste by mixing the regular beers with a little water and save some bux. (not bottled water!:cool: )

Norri
Mar 21, 07, 11:52 am
In my opinion light and beer are two words that should not be used in the same sentance :D

greggwiggins
Mar 21, 07, 1:01 pm
The very wise Ed Stoudt (founder, along with his wife Carol, of Pennsylvania's excellent Stoudt Brewing Co.) invented what is perhaps the best way to drink light beer.

As Ed explains; "First, drink a real beer then drink a glass of water. Then drink a real beer, then drink a glass of water. The effect is the same as drinking light beer but, this way, at least half of the time you're enjoying it."

laila
Mar 21, 07, 2:45 pm
As Ed explains; "First, drink a real beer then drink a glass of water. Then drink a real beer, then drink a glass of water. The effect is the same as drinking light beer but, this way, at least half of the time you're enjoying it."


That's pretty good advice....

but I'm the glass-half-empty kind of person...

by following the above method, I won't be enjoying beer
at least half the time... :D I'll be sitting there thinking:
"I'm drinking water!!!"

UNITED959
Mar 22, 07, 9:20 am
I usually get drunk with just 4 regular Heineken beers.


Are you a 20-something female, by chance? :D :D

N965VJ
Mar 22, 07, 1:21 pm
Are you a 20-something female, by chance? :D :D

No, I would say Doug Parker.

MisterNice
Mar 23, 07, 10:06 am
I quickly get nasty headaches drinking any Heineken beer. Maybe it is brewed from very old stale dirty canal water.

MisterNice

etch5895
Mar 23, 07, 10:18 am
Drink the glass of water quickly; then you will not feel as though you are cheating yourself. Plus, this help to stave off hangovers (for some reason, sticking to all German beers does this, too).

The water does help to keep you hydrated from borrowing the beer in the first place.

greggwiggins
Mar 23, 07, 12:23 pm
Drink the glass of water quickly; then you will not feel as though you are cheating yourself. Plus, this help to stave off hangovers (for some reason, sticking to all German beers does this, too).

Credit the Rheinheitsgebot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinheitsgebot) for that reduced hangover when drinking German beers. (You can get the same effect if you stick to beers from other countries that also are brewed according to the original German purity standards from 1487.)

As mentioned, drinking a lot of water helps keep you hydrated, and taking a multivitamin pill right before you start drinking -- or even better if you can manage it, right after you stop drinking -- will help replace some of what you've flushed out of your system and lessen the severity of a hangover.

etch5895
Mar 23, 07, 1:08 pm
Most lite beers are just beer-flavored water anyway...

mlatuchie
Mar 23, 07, 8:44 pm
I usually have the opposite happen - when drinking full-bodied beer I can drink less due to the caloric content (and get less drunk), but I always find a way to drink 7-10 light beers and wake up with a headache!

best light beer is probably Michelob Light or Yuengling Trad. Lager Light....both are far better than Diet Heineken.

cyberdad
Mar 25, 07, 8:39 pm
I quickly get nasty headaches drinking any Heineken beer.

Same here. I rather like the taste of the stuff, but its one of only two beers that regularly has the effect of giving me headaches (Abita Turbo Dog from Louisiana is the other).

Tried Heineken light when they first came out with it. This was at a restaurant in Memphis. No headache. No apparent taste either. My first one will likely end up being my last.

IAHflyer
Mar 28, 07, 1:09 pm
Awesome thread title :D


...that's all I have to add

djk7
Mar 28, 07, 1:17 pm
I can't remember where I read this:
"Light beer is beer for people who really don't like beer, but like to pee a lot."

winelover
Mar 28, 07, 2:01 pm
I can't remember where I read this:
"Light beer is beer for people who really don't like beer, but like to pee a lot."

mmmmm beer

ipegleg
Mar 30, 07, 12:13 pm
Go get yourself a good Belgian Ale. 1 25 oz beer and you're feeling good. 2 and you're loopy. + it tastes SOOOO good.

DUVAL
Diabolique
Lucifer

an Abbey Ale (gotta support the church!)

cyberdad
Apr 3, 07, 1:07 pm
Go get yourself a good Belgian Ale. 1 25 oz beer and you're feeling good. 2 and you're loopy. + it tastes SOOOO good.

DUVAL
Diabolique
Lucifer

an Abbey Ale (gotta support the church!)

These are fine if you want a "good Belgian Ale". But if you want a great one, Nothing but an authentic Chimay will do. The absoloute gold standard of Belgian ales (at least those available in North America).

Around ten bucks a bottle and worth every last penny.

SixString
Apr 3, 07, 8:18 pm
I usually have the opposite happen - when drinking full-bodied beer I can drink less due to the caloric content (and get less drunk), but I always find a way to drink 7-10 light beers and wake up with a headache!

best light beer is probably Michelob Light or Yuengling Trad. Lager Light....both are far better than Diet Heineken.

I agree with the Yuengling. It's hard to find a fridge in PA that doesn't have a few bottles. But I live in GA now and for some reason they don't sell it there, even though the sell it in SC and FL. :mad:

magiciansampras
Apr 8, 07, 6:42 pm
Heineken Light is an abomination. They shouldn't ruin such a fine brand by degrading its product into something more aligned with cow urine than beer.

pred02
Apr 8, 07, 6:45 pm
Light beer has less alcohol then the regular counterparts. However, according to the following:

http://www.beer100.com/beercalories.htm

and

http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/calories.php

The difference is not that much. Funny, I though it was a lot more, with light beer being at 3.5% and normal at 5.5%.

MisterNice
Apr 10, 07, 6:16 am
Most of the huge USA breweries shoot alcohol contents of 5.0% for the regular swill and 4.3% for the lighter swill.

MisterNice

fireworksboy
Apr 10, 07, 6:32 am
Every now and then I'll drink a beer poured over ice. This accomplishes two things for me. One, it keeps my beer really cold. Two, it keeps me hydrated which is a downside of drinking alcohol. At least it's better than drinking a beer, drinking a water - repeat.

greggwiggins
Apr 10, 07, 8:56 am
Every now and then I'll drink a beer poured over ice. This accomplishes two things for me. One, it keeps my beer really cold. Two, it keeps me hydrated which is a downside of drinking alcohol. At least it's better than drinking a beer, drinking a water - repeat.

Speak for yourself -- MMMV ("My Mileage May Vary")

IMOA
Apr 10, 07, 11:32 am
These are fine if you want a "good Belgian Ale". But if you want a great one, Nothing but an authentic Chimay will do. The absoloute gold standard of Belgian ales (at least those available in North America).

Around ten bucks a bottle and worth every last penny.

and about $1.30 a bottle in a supermarket in Belgium. As good as Chimay is (ie, sensational) in Belgium it's about the standard of something like a Samual Adams in the US. Chimay is the best known of the trappist Ales but some of the smaller beweries put out a better product. Wisely, the belgians tend to keep it for themselves :)

I do vaguely remember some of my trips to Belgium however the specifics do elude me beyond a feeling that I had a damn good time.

worldwidedreamer
Apr 15, 07, 3:15 am
and about $1.30 a bottle in a supermarket in Belgium. As good as Chimay is (ie, sensational) in Belgium it's about the standard of something like a Samual Adams in the US. Chimay is the best known of the trappist Ales but some of the smaller beweries put out a better product. Wisely, the belgians tend to keep it for themselves :)

I do vaguely remember some of my trips to Belgium however the specifics do elude me beyond a feeling that I had a damn good time.

Life takes me to the Netherlands far more often than Belgium. Unfortunately Heineken actually owns a portion of most Dutch bars, and as such, forbids other brews from being served. After much searching, I found the Brouwerij 't IJ (http://www.brouwerijhetij.nl/eng/index.html) in an old windmill in Amsterdam, about a mile past the train station on the IJ. Although served in tiny Dutch portions (who drinks just 8 oz of beer?), only two or three drinks at this place can get me pretty buzzed. I'll be at their big summer festival on 7.14.07. PM me if you want to spend a day hitting on the ladies of the Netherlands while enjoying some spectacular beer.

Jalinth
Apr 16, 07, 1:45 pm
These are fine if you want a "good Belgian Ale". But if you want a great one, Nothing but an authentic Chimay will do. The absoloute gold standard of Belgian ales (at least those available in North America).

Around ten bucks a bottle and worth every last penny.

Rochefort was really tasty when I went to Belgium. Insanely strong as well (12 to 13% alcohol). In fact, in Belgium, sample the local beer (avoid Stella's) - had a different one at most meals, and liked or loved them all. Not many are available in NA unfortunately. Stella's is at best average for the country, if not below in my view.

cyberdad
Apr 17, 07, 9:38 pm
Re: Chimay. I reiterate the words of "what's available in North America".

There's never been a doubt in my mind that the Belgians are capable of better brew that they keep to themselves at home. (The thought of how good THAT must be simply boggles my mind!)

I'm also comfortable with the belief that at least a small trickle of the really, really good stuff finds its way out of the country and into the hands of determined, dedicated consumers here and elsewhere.