I booked myself a decent pseudo-MR on UA (putting the miles in DM, though) thanks to all the help of people here and the massive forum archives. I call it "pseudo" since I have to go east for a wedding on a specific weekend. Anyway, the details:

$296.40
SFO-IAD-PHL-CLT-GSO
GSO-CLT-SAN-LAX-SFO

7,496 EQM (no bonuses, but I'll make SP for the first time this year!)
3.95 CPM

The regular Orbitz fare is $275 on UA (and CO, NW, DL, AA) (US is $315) for a best of 5,355 EQM (5.54 CPM).

I'm happy for myself :) And again, thanks to everyone!