(sung to the tune of Candyman originally from Willy Wonka and also sung by Sammy Davis Jr. -- with apologies to all. by richard)

Who can see your nail file,
And snatch it away from you?
Shove stuff through an x-ray with a computer and your shoe,
The TSAman, the TSAman,
The TSA man can 'cause he riffles through your stuff
and makes the world safe and secure.


Who can check your laptop?
And feel right up your thigh?
Wand you where the sun don't shine and then x-ray your tie,
The TSAman? The TSAman can
The TSAman can 'cause he riffles through your stuff
and makes the world safe and secure.


The TSAman seizes,
everything he pleases,
and leaves behind a short little note
he riffles through your bag and tote,
You even have to doff your coat!


Who knows what tomorrow,
Will be thought of ill?
Scissors, tweezers corkscrews and a number of things that kill,
The TSAman? TSAman can...
The TSA can 'cause he riffles through your stuff
and makes the world safe and secure,
and American and pure.

So much talent...



[This message has been edited by cmhscreener (edited 03-20-2003).]

http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttravel_forum/biggrin.gif Thanks, richard. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time or it would have been all over my keyboard and monitor!

Now I'm getting flashbacks of the song from the Simpsons episode when Homer became the head of garbage collection for Springfield... (Trash Of The Titans)

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"Give me Liberty or give me Death." - Patrick Henry

LMAO! http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttravel_forum/biggrin.gif

That was great, richard http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttravel_forum/smile.gif

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Ben Franklin

ahhh...makes me want to love them!

Priceless!

Thank you!