Don't try this at home, children
"How do you get put on No Fly List?"
Why do you ask? Do you like WANT to get on this list? If so, it is only three easy steps:
1. Approach any TSA checkpoint.
2. Hand them your BP and ID.
3. Say "That is my real name, but my Flyertalk nic is "Spiff".
Congratulations, you're on the list. ^