Originally Posted by
aceman
Alternatively, you could do what someone suggested when asked to describe the experience of eating a durian, and save a lot of money in the process: Take a bowl of custard, and eat it in a public toilet.
I'm pretty sure that was David Attenborough
But everyone I've seen on TV describe their experience this way always mentions a sewer smell
before they eat the fruit. I find the aroma to be enticing and delicious, not even a
hint of WC (I'm hoping it's nature's way of balancing my shameful hatred for coriander/cilantro leaves).