Originally Posted by LHRGoon

So i'm a goon working at the great LHR checking bag sizes and liquids. We're arseholes. We know we are and we know the rules are pointless. There are two shifts, 4.30am - 1pm and 1pm - 10pm. I work the morning shift. I'm very irritable and couldn't care less about most passengers never coming here again. With passenger numbers increasing by 15% a year there isn't much to worry about. I'd rather people travel less unless they could prove to me they bought a forest in China to offset their carbon footprint. If they do that I usually tell them to piddle off to London City Airport and leave me alone.