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Old Oct 30, 2001, 4:54 pm
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missydarlin
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I got felt up by TUS security on Sunday coming home from the STIFFS dinner.

The belt clip for my ID badge was in my hand and set of the security alarm. They wanded me down twice and even though the only time the wand beeped was when it passed the badge IN MY HAND... they then hand patted all the way down my back, spending extra time at my bra snaps, up the insides of my legs, then poked my chest to find whatever they thought I might be stashing in my cleavage.
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