Yesterday: how to poop on a plane
Today: how to use the internet to find your airline's stroller policy
Tomorrow: how to zip your fly on a plane
Saturday: how to hand your Branded credit card to a flight attendant on a plane
Sunday: How to take your head out of your rectum to look at what seat you're in without distracting yourself from your godly important work
Monday: how to urinate on a plane
Tuesday: How to take your suitcase off of a baggage carousel
Wednesday: How to tell if your child is under 2 on a plane