Originally Posted by
RussianTexan
My mom eventually tells me that she had seen the African-American officer speaking to a man in Muslim garb as we walked through baggage claim. I finally remembered that he was sitting behind my stepdad. I was sitting next to my stepdad. So he saw some titty pics and like most idiots, has no idea how to tell the difference between Asian people and confused the 32G-breasted Japanese porn star Sakura Sena for my 13-year-old, half-Asian, half-Russian little sister. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's not a stretch at all. Great job shutting down an international human trafficking ring consisting of my family members, Sherlock Freaking Holmes. Gah.
I was going to suggest the problem was how young looking many Asians, especially Japanese, are. Sakura Sena doesn't look remotely underage to me, though. The 32G is meaningless--that's implants.
Anyone else had a situation like this sometime? Did I handle myself the right way? I tried to stay as calm yet alert as I could. Did the officers handle themselves correctly? Any breaches in procedure or unprofessional behavior that I missed? What did y'all think of this tale of woe and a missed SNL episode?
Never happened to me but my parents got arrested as spies once. The guy's supervisor realizes it's nuts but they have to do a bit of confirming before they're kicked loose. (Their "crime" was being in a crowd trying to see what was of interest. Moron cop didn't realize a white person {this was Zambia} could be a simple tourist and figured the only reason for them to be there was to hide passing something. It was only later that they found out that there had been a snake charmer performing.)