Originally Posted by
Often1
1. The LH flat tire rule is, "don't get a flat tire."
Very funny. I laughed aloud. This won't help the OP but part of the reason we like LH so much and they are our preferred TATL carrier is that we always know where we stand with them. Unlike certain other airlines, they don't make up rules on the fly and are very clear about the rules that they do have.