It's a well known fact that Edinburgh folk are simply a bit weird.
As a Glaswegian I can confirm this.
As someone who came from just outside Glasgow and well away from Edinburgh I can confirm that Edinburgh folk are weird.
In fact the Big Yin himself (Billy Connolly) once "said there is more fun to be had at a Glasgow Funeral than there is at an Edinburgh Wedding".
That aside I was relieved when I read the story as opposed to what the title conjured up
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Aero_Safety