Cream Cheese Chili Dip and Frito Pie
I learned this while living in the upper Midwest:
1 can chili with beans (Hormel is good)
1 block of soft cream cheese (Philadephia)
Place in microwave-safe bowl, microwave for 1-2 minutes until warm. Mix well.
Sounds horrible, but tastes great.
Frito Pie, the unofficial state dish of Texas, which I learned in the Republic:
Heat chili with beans (your second can of Hormel), mix with a bag of Fritos. Add cheese to taste. Enjoy!
Don't forget your statin!