Originally Posted by JohnnyColombia

4 years ago I returned to MAD from BOG, parked my luggage and carry on in a locker then went to Madrid for tapas. When I came back, going through security for my LHR flight, security spotted a cockroach on the Xray machine, it was walking around inside my toiletries bag which was in my carry on.

He emptied it out, took his shoe off and killed it