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Old Dec 24, 2011, 7:23 am
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Letitride3c
 
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Originally Posted by candi
Suffocation by marshmallows... the threats are endless.
And, that's without going thru the introductory chapter and 1st. few pages of the Army Rangers, Navy Seals, C I A and K G B operator's manuals about use of deadly forces & improvished tools .... ooops. Ain't gonna give them clowns more imaginative ideas to "secure" the public in the transportation theaters.

Ya gotta keep all that fishing wires, waist belts & even leather shoe strings in the checked luggage (sorry, airline fees applicable except for those with elite status or waivers - to offset revenue lost with fewer folks flying these days) cause who knows what will happen if the passenger(s) decided to stage an uprising - inflight ....

On the other hand, behind the "iron" layered-security curtains of T(ousands)S(tanding)A(around) checkpoints & passed the random selective secondary screenings, things will be permitted, including those giant themal bottles, duty-free alcohol items and food items purchased from airside vendors - (at least that's the "belief" that are preached to the sheepies)

(Holiday 2011 scene: off-duty, uniformed TSA chorus singing in the background .... as the lucky passengers now have the option to "surrender" voluntary any banned items or have it "confiscated" ) So, what's banned next - a half dozen Dunkin Donuts with creamed fillings

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