I think kidpachinko said it best:
"I'm amazed that you got both your girlfriend and fiancee in London without them noticing each other!"
I was trying to be subtle with the title and change in terms, and glad to see that MOST of you picked up on it!
For those of you still confused on the title (I'm sure there are some of you hiding in the corners), I not only flew United there, but two people were also United in London.