Me five. I hope we're not setting ourselves up for a barrage of 200+ emails two weeks from now. I've actually contemplated the idea of unsubscribing from all subscribed threads in order to remove myself from this drama, but doing so would suck up close to an hour of my time (slow FT connection in China and almost 4,000 threads).
At any rate, I'm shocked that IB hasn't solved the problem at hand yet. It's too bad none of the FT clone sites have achieved significant traction yet.