Originally Posted by
Air Koryo
The UK terror scale, in order of ascending panic:
1. Jolly Good
2. Right-O
3. Bobbies n' Cameras Everywhere
4. Immigrants are Suspicious
5. Arse Over Elbow
6. Substantial
7. Severe
8. American-Style
9. Bloody Hell!
and the pax terror scale is "buggered"