Announcemnt from the cockpit:
This is your captain speaking. We are almost ready for take-off. Unfortunatelly a passenger is missing but he has bags loaded on this flight. I will now go down to the cargo door, unload the bags until I have found the missing passenger's bag, unload his bag and load the other bags again. Expect me back in the cockpit in 60min. The copilot will repair the broken armrest in seat 11A in the meantime. We will take-off afterwards.
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I always expected that Ryanair would start with some additional tasks for pilots...