I was hoping this would be a fun thread.
"What does customs check on your passport"
Everything but the size of your private parts. (Drum roll, please.) For that, they rely on the direct feed from the TSA backscatter xray scanner. (Badda bing!)
Seriously, if I to enter the US and get deported to TX, I would enter in Alaska, Hawaii, or Maine. As far away as possible. Why? First, the extra cost of the cop travel and airline tickets might make them decide to not come get you. But best of all: If they do come get you, you make two TX detectives fly
coach for the longest possible time.
With a little help here on FT, you might find a city in Maine that has RJ service direct to your TX town and can REALLY put the misery into the cops who come get you. ^