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Old Jan 27, 09, 1:20 pm   #60
l'etoile
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Look no further …we present: Team FlyerTalk!

These Fab Females of Fun …these Innovative Ingenues …these Creative Creatures …these Scandinavian Sensations

Elizabethh and l’etoile.

They’re zany, quirky, savvy, creative, innovative and fun. And, they’re wicked smart!

First we have Elizabethh …so hip and hilarious that one h just wouldn't do. Miss HH lives by the motto “I’ll try anything twice.” She's climbed Half Dome solo, she navigates her way around a wine bottle and roundabouts with equal ease. Elizabethh uses her clever ways to waltz on in while others stand on line. She can get strangers to reveal their underwear sizes as easily as their names, and has been known to wrangle chickens. She'll travel at the drop of a hat and she's never met a challenge she couldn't meet. Elizabethh was last seen doing standup to a crowd of adoring fans at the Chicago RCC.

Partnering with Elizabethh is l’etoile. Miss l’etoile was last seen using her ingenuity to escape captors on two separate occasions in Marrakech. No lie. She prides herself on having 101 uses for an airsick bag, not one of which involves its intended purpose. She can travel with a toothbrush, a credit card and a passport – all of which can be used for picking locks. She can tie a bowline behind her back and create a wardrobe out of plastic trash bags - useful when the forecast calls for rain, but the packing is for sun. Of course, she can also put together a fine ensemble from Versace and Moschino. She has been known to get a greatly delayed plane in the air with a single phone call. The most important lesson she’s learned is to never say: But that’s impossible officer, the car tops out at 165 miles an hour.

These two are a proven team. Some say that with their skills in persuasion they alone turned Nevada into a Blue State in the last presidential election. More impressive than bringing in Nevada, they got Starbucks to upgrade their free 'I voted' coffees into a far more expensive cups of hot chocolate. And they effortlessly convinced a complete stranger that he’d known them for years. Yes, there’s little these two can’t do. And they can do it all in heels.

This Team FlyerTalk opportunity is exactly what this traveling twosome have been looking for to quench their thirst for adventure and creative problem solving while showing off the skills some of FlyerTalk's savviest travelers have to offer.
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