TSMRSRNE loves an excuse to buy a new dress--not that she needs one (neither an excuse nor a new dress) and I, of course, owe the little people here a chance to bow and scrape before the magnificence that is my always-understated yet breathtakingly-spectacular handsomeness, wit, charm and saint-like sublime humility.

P.S. Hope the Do is before the end of status (February 28)!